Jokes of The Week

It's hard to top The Sacred and Holy Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I think that we can do it.

A desi couple was blessed with quadruplets. As they were birthed, the doctor asked the father what he wanted to name each child.

"This one is Chirag."

"Yes, sir."

"This one is Mahabhir."

"Yes, sir."

"This one is Devanand."

"Yes, sir."

"And this one is Wong Fu-Lee."

"Wong Fu-Lee?"

"Yes."

"What? Why?"

"Don't you know? I saw on the news yesterday that every fourth child born is Chinese."

(drum roll)

Let the produce fly, ladies and gents.

Dheeraj